Bwenge aliko kwivugisha: ariko buriya koko ibyo uliya musaza ibyo ambwiye nibyo? Ngo twitegure hari akazi kagiye kubobeka muri iyiminsi? Ko twari Tumaze imyaka myinshi irenga (20) tutavugana, ahubwo se na telephone zanjye buriya yazikuyehe? Ahaa ba magigiri baragwira! Ndumva binteye icyo niki! Reka nyure mukabari njye kuba mbitekerezaho neza kuko wasanga ibintu bitoroshye!!!

Ariko se Buhanga we; ko ari yo yayo, ko amaze igihe ataboneka byamugendekeye gute? Aya mahanga nayo ntiyoroshye! Nagerageje guhamagara wapi! Nohereje email wapi! Ntasubiza yaba yarapfuye se! Ariko abantu bikigihe umuntu turi inshuti ariko imyaka tumaranye yanze kunyereka iwe, aho narinzi yarahimutse ubu simbangiye kumugisha inama ko mbona ajya agira gutekereza kwiza!!! Izi cash uliya musaza ampaye buriya sinzazishyura. ndumva mpamgayitse bikomeye cyane! Madamu nawe ni mwene wabo nuliya musaza ngo nabo n’abasinga, ahaaa ndabimenye banyuze kuri bene wabo na madamu bamenye telephone zanjye ngo nanjye narihishe yawe nta byanjye n’Imana yandinze naho ubundi iyo bashaka kundangiza ibyanjye biba byararangiye cyeraaaaa!!!

Reka ninjira muri aka kabari najyaga ntinya kwinjiramo kubera ko gahenze ndabona mfiye agatubutse mbanze nyumvishe bazanyice nayumvishije uzi ukuntu yaramaze igihe yaranyihisheee!!! Eeee yampayika uliya mbonye si Buhanga urikumwe n’abazungu? Yego rata niyompamvu atakinyikozaaa!!!

Aaa reka mpfe kumusuhuza ko nanjye mfite akantu nibashaka ndabagurira cyangwa nishyure nibyo banyoye cyangwa banariye, ariko reka mbanze nicare ahajyenyine ntumize agacupa mbanze ngacekeho narimaze igihe narabaye umurokore!

Waiter: hi, your welcome,

Bwenge: Thanks,

Waiter: what can I bring to you?

Bwenge: actually I’m not sure but bring to me Heineken

Waiter: big or small

Bwenge: big please

Uyu musore nawe, ngo small? Ntabwo aziko maze igihe nariheje. Buriya se Buhanga na baliya bazungu ndamuhera hehe koko? Reka babanze banzanire akarahuri ninjya kubaramutsa babone mfite ka Heineken barahita babona ko nanjye ntoroshye!

Waiter: Sir, do you want any accompaniment?

Bwenge: of Couse! Fish or chicken

Waiter: Sir, we have fish

Bwenge please do!

Waiter: thanks

Bwenge: uyu musore nawe arabaza buriya ntabwo ashobora kureba umuntu ngo amenye icyo yifuza, bustard! Reka mbasuhuze noneho, aaa my brother Buhanga how are you?

Buhanga: I’m good ohoooo this is my great friend of mine wwwwww long time! Actually we lost touch between us. Yeah this is Buhanga, and this Joe and Peter.

Peter and Joe this is Buhanga friend of mine we have been a friend in so many years not less than 25yrs

Wwwwww you’re a great friend.  

Bwenge: nshuti nurangiza uze tuganire nkubonye ngukeneye cyane

Buhanga: nanjye nagushakaga cyane reka ndagizanye naba banyamahanga nze tuvugane.

Ok guys I think we’ll need to meet again because a friend of mine is here nothing we can talk much let us finish our conversation and then, by Saturday we can meet again. Because I’m not feel comfortable think you understand right.

Friend: right next Saturday bye

Ako kanya abazungu bamaze kugenda Buhanga ahita ajya kwicarana na Bwenge aho yari yicaye ategereje ifi ko bayizana. Yeah Buhanga karibu sana twaraburanye cyane! Ariko shaa uziko nta byawe ugira gutya ukuraho telephone kandi uziko nta wundi muntu ngira muri aya mahanga tuvugana kandi uziko wanimutse utari wanyereka aho wimukiye ubwo se urumva koko atari ubuhemu! Oya rwose ndaguce amande!?

Buhanga: uyance rwose ndayishyura ariko nimbanza ku kubwira ibya mbayeho nyamara uranyumva!

Bwenge: ngo ibyakubayeho? Ko unteye ubwoba! Hanyuma se ko utambwiye?

Buhanga: Ntabwo ari bibi ahubwo nibyiza!

Bwenge: Kagire inkuru, ohoooo dore na gafi karaje tubanze tukarye tubone kuganira, ariko waiter ari hehe laa! Waiter please ask this man drinks.

Waiter: Sir, what can bring for you

Buhanga: a glass of wine,

Waiter: please Sir, we do Champaign

Buhanga: please do!

Bwenge: banza umbwire ho byakugendekeye wanteye amatsiko

Buhanga: nabonye ka email ka ntumira muri conference muri America yoherejwe n’umuntu twahoze turi inshuti cyera nkiri muri ishyaka rya politike urabizi ko naje kuva mu bya politike kubera kwikundira ubuhanuzi burya nabaga muri RNC, ubwo ndagenda ngo iyo conference yari iyo guhanira uburenganzira bwa muntu mu bijyanye no kubungabunga ibiremwa byo kw’isi.

Nyijyamo nta muntu mbwiye ngezeyo nsanga ariyo koko ariko inyuma yayo hari hihishemo politike ya RNC kandi nari narayivuyemo. Mbura uko mbigenza biranyobera harimo abazungu ubona bahoze muri politike igihe cyabo kizakurangira ubona ko bafite cash ariko nta ngufu za politike bafite.

Bariya bazungu ubonye batuye muri America, bumvise ko nd’umwanditsi bangirira ikizere cyane kuko RNC bari bayibwiye ko ikwiye gushaka abantu bazwi balimo abandi bakabazana muri iyo nama cyane abanyamakuru na banditsi b’ibitabo kugirango babone kubemerera inkunga. So niyompamvu bariya bazungu nabo nyuma ya conference banshyize kuruhande bansaba ko twaganira bamaze kumva ibitekerezo byanjye inama na bagiriye mugushyigikira ibiremwa bituye kw’isi maze bansaba ko twazaganira rwihishwa abayobozi bakuru ba RNC badahari. Tumaze kuganira bahise bafata umwanzuro turazana hano mu Bwongereza twaje ejo ngirengo hari iminsi Tumaze.

Bwenge: Okay, umva rero Buhanga ur’inshuti yanjye rwose no kuba nkubonye ngize imana cyane! Nagiye kubona mbona nandikiwe email ngo ngere kuri embassy ya Uganda barankeneye, nibaza ibyari byo biranyobera,urabizi neza ko jyewe politike nayivuyemo kubera impamvu z’umutekano aho utabasha kumenya umu RNC n’abega ngo ube wabatandukanya.Ariko siniranzi ko Museveni ari umusinga kuko burya madamu n’umusingakazi, singeze muri embassy ya Uganda bati president Museveni aragushaka byihutirwa nta nubwo usubira iwawe injira mu modoka indege iragutegereje.

Naho madamu ni we bapanganye nawe jyewe biranyobera, ndemera ndagenda ngeze Kampala Museveni ati ndashaka kuguha cash ugatangiza ikinyamakuru ugatangira kwandika kuko mu minsi iri mbere hari akazi kagiye kuboneka.Aba afashe ibahasha ilimo ibihumbi by’idollar y’America $ 50,000 arampereza ndayakira ati subirayo tuzavugana ubu koko Buhanga ndabigenza nte ko ntashaka politike kandi nkaba namaze kwakira cash za bandi?

Buhanga: nanjye ni uko ariko jyewe amahirwe ngira bari bazungu urebye ntabwo bizeye RNC kuko bari bzanywe no kumbaza amakuru y’impamo niba nizeye RNC jyewe nahise mbahakanira mba mbwira ko navuye muri politike kandi ko RNC ari bo batumye mva muri politike kubera politike zidafatika ziba zuzuyemo itekinika. Wowe ufate cash uhunge utandukane n’umugore wawe kuko nta kuntu uzacika Kaguta yaraguhaye cash ushaka ahandi hantu ujya gutura kuko burya amahoro aruta byose!

Bwenge: abana banjye Buhanga we ubwo koko urumva natandukana na bana banjye koko, niba wumva inama itakunyuze wemere ukorane nabo nta kundi byangenda! Nkorane nabo uzi igihe twataye muri RNC twarinze tuyivamo tukayoboka ubuhanuzi atari uko twabonye ibyo Ubuhanuzi bwavuze byose bidusohoreyeho?

Buhanga: Wakabimenye se. uragirango nkugire iyihe nama yindi? Jyewe abazungu nabahakaniye, kandi nta nubwo buriya madamu namubwiye ibinjyanye muri America yabonye nzanye na bazungu arishima cyane yibwira ko hari imishinga turimo gutegura,ariko nanjye buriya abazungu bampaye ibihumbi $ 70,000 banyise inshuti nziza bambwiye ko ngo bari bagiye kurohama batabizi none ndabarokoye kuko bari bemereye RNC one million $1 USD.

Bwenge: Ayo yose uziko bariya bantu baducuruza mwa!

Buhanga: ofcouse igifi kinini gitungwa n’udufi dutoya niko bimera, nawe se urabona imyaka Tumaze Kayumba Nyamwasa atubeshya ngo ejo ejo none imyaka (20) irihitse,ikindi reba ba Gahima Gerald,Theogene Rudasingwa, na bandi bagenzi be bose bagiye batandukana batakigaragara muri politike bariya bose ni uko bazi ko ari nta kigenda.

Ikindi nta kuntu Museveni yafata ingabo za Uganda na cash ya Uganda ngo ayihe Kayumba Nyamwasa ajye gukuraho Kagame, ikindi kuki ajya kohereza Kagame muri America ngo burya yaragiye kumumurikira abanyaMerica ngo bamenye ko ari we muyobozi kuko gahunda yo kwica Gen.Gisa Fred Rwigema bari barangije kuyitegura,kuki atohereje Kayumba Nyamwasa ko yari yarize kurusha Kagame niki cyatumye atari we yoherejwe muri America kugeza aho ajya gufata umuntu urwaye ibisazi na we ubwo utiyizi akaba ari we agira president ? Wowe witegereje neza ubona Kagame atarwaye mu mutwe?None ngo twongere tumukureho?Ubwose uliya mwana w’umukobwa wajujubije Kagame ko uzi neza ko abanyaMerica badakorana nabakene urabone Kayumba Nyamwasa azanyura hehe?America niyo ifite ijambo bazatera urwanda bavuga ko impamvu aliyihe, ikindi umenye ko Kayumba Nyamwasa ar’umusirikare isi nta bwo yemera umusirikare gukora politike nka kuriya Nyamwasa ayikora kuko yahunze atari yava mu gisirikare,iyo abanza kuva mu gisirikare byari kuba byumvikana kugeza magingo aya ntiyavuye mugisirikare, s’umunyapolitike ubwo se wavuga ko ar’iki?

Bwenge: Yewe rekeraho ndumvise inama zawe zirumvikana niyompamvu nakwifuzaga ngira amahirwe ndakubona, ibyo ndabyumva ikimbabaje gusa n’ukwisigira abana banjye.

Buhanga: uzabasiga kuko madamu ajya kugutanga muri bene wabo ntabwo yabanje ku kugisha inama nk’umugabo, wowe fata utwo ducash udushakishemo iyindi nzu yo kubamo abana uzabandikire ubabwire ko ufite umutekano mucye ubaye wiheje hanyuma n’ubona umutekano ugarutse uzagaruka.Cash zabo zibatunga uzajya uzishyira kuri account yabo hamwe na school fees.

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