Message from Rwandan spy’s organization: Hi, my message is found out you well, earlier I have seen your work, and I ask if you have artwork.

Seriously? Is this how you can email someone for the first time? And if I may ask, which work have seen I did? It seems that you’re struggling with something eating you slowly. Why don’t you make decisions and overcome them?!! You know, sometimes over confidence is killing someone somewhere. If you don’t be careful, things can be worse unexpectedly. It’s extremely impossible that you can change nature. Instead nature will change you, because nature does not belong to humans, but humans belong to nature.

Biragaragara yuko abega bahangayitse cyane kurusha n’umuturage waburaye utagira aho yikinga, ibyo Umwami w’abega Paul Kagame aherutse kuvuga mbere yuko ajyanwa mu bitaro byo muri France, noneho ngo ubanza yabivuyemo, byari ukuli. Biratangaje kubona abantu bize banashobora kuba barashyizwe mu kazi gusa ngo kuko ari abega, abashambo, abashingwe, n’abasinga, aho babyuka ako kanya bakumva yuko bagomba kugigira Umwami Kigeli Ndoli bakoresheje ikoranabuhanga.

Ibyo wenda si cyaha kubikora kuko murengera inyunga zanyu, ariko se, mubikora gute? Ejo mwakoresheje umwega akama ikimasa, mubonye ko binaniranye, mukoresheje Pegasus nayo nyikurira inzira kumulima. Ubwo koko tutabeshyanye nta bwo mufite ikibazo mu mutwe.

Mukanya mwanditse email ngo iturutse immigration of US, jyewe nta business mfitanye na US. Ntabwo bibaho ko wa kwandika bwa mbere ngo uhite unashyiraho attachment runaka kandi ari nta cyintu twavuganye!

It’s impossible! Never Ever!!!

Kandi aho mubera injiji iyo nanditse inkuru ibakurugutura k’Umwakagara, cyangwa Ubuhanuzi bwasohoye bukomeye cyane buvuga ku ingoma yanyu, ntabwo mujya mugira kwihangana ngo wenda hashire n’umunsi umwe, cyangwa iminsi 2 cyangwa se amasaha macyeya, aho kanya muhita mukora (retaliation) ibyo nabyo nta kibazo gihari, ikibazo ni uko mubikora mu buswa.

Ntibishoboka yuko mukora ubumagigiri mudakoresheje cash nta bwo muzabishobora. America niyo gihugu kigihangage nta bwo bajya bagigira badakoresheje cash, ikoranabuhanga nibo barifite cyane, ariko barikoresha mu buryo bwo gushyigikira cash bashyizemo igishoro.

Naho mwebwe murabyuka ako kanya mwasoma articles runaka muti reka twandike email yo kumugigira araza kubivuga mu makuru maze boss (Umwakagara) araza kubona ko byibuze twari twagerageje.

Mu kuneka nta bwo habamo kugerageza, habaho gukora icyintu runaka ugikoranye ubwenge ku buryo ugikorerwa atarabukwa. Hari uburyo ibyo bikurwamo niba mutarigishijwe nta bwo ngiye kubigisha kuko nabasabye cash ngo mbigishe muranga.

How come US immigration contacts me while I haven’t any business with them, and in times like this the US have been starving with many different countries against visas. And let us assume that they can contact me for a reason, but for the first time they can’t use attachment.

Ibintu mukora nibya abasazi. Ntabwo bibaho muzagerageze kubaza na bandi bantu basobanukiwe bazababwira yuko mu bwonko bwanyu ari emputy.

Ariko naya masura urabona ko adasobanutse ntabwo ari aya abantu bakwiye gukora ubumagigiri! Urabona uko bagaragara ko mu mitwe yabo ari nta kigenda rwose pe!!!

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