Ikiganiro cya Bwenge na Buhanga muri uyu mwaka twatangiye wa 2026 bagiranye kuri uyu wa kabili mu gihugu cy’Ubwongereza nicyo tugiye kwibandaho cyane turebera hamwe ingingo zitandukanye zikigize kugirango tubashe kumva ibikubiyemo.

Bwenge: Happy New Year 2026 Buhanga we! Amakuru yawe? Twaraburanye, umwaka wagenze neza se?

Buhanga: The same to you Bwenge we, yeah Ehh umwaka wagenze neza cyane unexpectedly

Bwenge: Twaza guhura se ko nagushakaga?

Buhanga: Yewe untanze guhamagara nanjye nagushakaga pe!

Bwenge: Alright, reka mukanya duhure ndabona ka holyday gasa na kagiye kurangira

Buhanga: Okay, duhurirehe?

Bwenge: Si ha handi se tujya duhurira kuri ya hotel

Buhanga: definitely,

Bwenge: ndabona uyu mwaka kuri iyi hotel usa naho watangiye neza bakoze na mavugurura nizere bazanye udushya

Waiter: Good morning Sir, what can we help you?

Bwenge: just prepare goat sup for two with accompaniment

Waiter: Okay, meanwhile?

Bwenge: Nescafe please!

Waiter: Alright

Buhanga: My big brother happy new year!

Bwenge: My brother happy new too

Waiter: Enjoy your breakfast customer

Buhanga: Welcome, and thanks

Bwenge: umwaka se wagenze neza Buhanga we?

Buhanga: It was very nice, nasohakanye na madam na bana tujya kuri beach mukazi bari baduhaye ka chrismas batwongerera ukundi kwezi ku buntu urebye byari byiza cyane niba hari umwaka natangiye neza n’umwaka wa 2026 wowe se byari byifashe gute?

Bwenge: Muri kaminuza se ko baguhembera kw’isaha wakoze wigisha ibyo byanyu twebwe nta bwo tubigira, niko se iya gahunda yo mu Bwongereza yo kwirukana abimukira no kwanga abari bahatuye, buriya ni bagera ku baturuka mu kadomo bizagenda gute shaa! Wabonye ko muri America abirabura benshi bambuwe za green card ndetse bakaba batangiye no kubasubiza mu bihugu baturukamo kandi ubirebye neza byatangiwe n’Ubwongereza igihe bashakaga kohereza impunzi mu kadomo urabivugaho iki?

Buhanga: uziko ari cyo nanjye nagushakiraga! Jyewe byaranyobeye ndetse maze igihe mbitekerezaho cyane wabonye ko ejo bundi birukanye abakongomani bose badafite ibyangombwa ndetse na bari babifite burya ngo barabibambuye none numvise ngo bari mu mishyikirano kuko Leta ya DRCongo bari banze kwakira abantu babo yewe koko inkoko iri iwabo ishonda umukara ndabyemeye ntabwo narinzi icyo uvuze

Bwenge: wagize uti umwana uri iwabo avuna umuheha akongeza undi? None se iyi ni ya ntambara ya 3 y’isi yose yavuzwe mu Buhanuzi? Urebye nicyo nari nguhamagariye ngo unsobanurire kuko wowe ukunda gukurikira imanza zitabera n’Ubuhanuzi. Ariko iyi hotel basigaye bateka neza buhebuje, ubwo urumva iyi sup uburyo iryoshye cyane, barivuguruye cyane

Buhanga: Yeah ibi bifitanye isano ni manza zitabera ndetse n’Ubuhanuzi kuko uko bimeze ubu umwana na nyina buri mwana iwabo jyewe buriya ntinya imanza zitabera kuko ni ntavuguruzwa naho Ubuhanuzi ushobora ku bwanga bukakugiraho ingaruka cyera karabaye, ariko imanza zitabera ni direct nta ho wa zihungira.

Bwenge: Hanyuma se biriya Donald Trump aherutse gukora byo gushimuta undi mukuru w’igihugu kindi byo ubivugahiki?

Buhanga: Ibyo yakoze nibyo kuko imanza zitabera za cyera ziciriyeho iteka abantu bacuruza ibiyobyabwenge yewe ndibuka iza cyera harimo n’urumogi (weed) ahubwo se ko ari cyo nagushakiraga ubwo uzi iyerekwa nagize ni njoro mbona ibiti byinshi mu ishyamba bigwa ibindi bikavaho amashami maze abaturage bakaza mbere yuko ngo police ihagera kuko ari yo yarishinzwe gutoragura ibiti byaguye ndetse na mashami yabyo. Bimwe byari byarumye naho ibindi bikiri bibisi. Numvise ngize ubwoba kugeza naho madam yambajije ikibazo mfite ubwo twari twubyutse bajya kumeza njyewe birananira.

Bwenge: Harya ubwo bisobanuriki mu Buhanuzi?

Buhanga: Ibiti bisobanura ubutegetsi ntiwibuka ko no muri Daniel havuga Ubuhanuzi bwa Nebukadinezari wagereranywaga ni giti kinganzamarumbo? Ubwo se urumva atari biriya Donald Trump alimo gukora, ariko se nta bwo warebye movie yitwa:

 impossible mission- dead reckoning part one na strike. Back S0.1-S0.4 aho Ubwongereza na America barwanyaga iterabwoba ry’abantu bacuruza ibiyobyabwenge mu bihugu bitandukanye? Ntiwarebye Tehran.S01-S02, Tom.Clancys. Jack. Ryan. S01.WEBRip.x264-ION10 kugeza kuri Tom.Clancys. Jack.Ryan. S04.WEBRip.x264-ION10

uburyo America izagenda isenya imbaraga z’ibihugu bizaba bimaze kugira imbaraga bisa naho bimaze kuyegera ndetse bitakiyitinya ahubwo bizaba binashaka kuyirwanya ngo idakomeza kubategeka!

Wakabyara we se ko mba ndi mukwigisha Abongereza ngo ndebe ko nabona icyo abana bararira, uwo mwanya nawukurahe?! Gusa dushingiye ku Buhanuzi ni manza zitabera nta bwo ibintu bimeze neza na busa kuko bisa naho harimo gutegurwa intambara y’isi yose ikomeye cyane kandi urabona ko bayitangiye ariko ntibagaragaze ko turi mu ntambara. Ubwo se gukuraho umukuru w’igihugu akuweho ni kindi gihugu ibyo ntibiba ari intambara? Mwebwe mwigisha muri Kaminuza mubyigisha gute mu mateka?

Bwenge: Ni intambara nubwo bayita ayandi mazina kugirango amategeko atabakurikirana cyane ko muri America bafite itegeko ribemerera gukuraho umukuru w’igihugu uwari we wese kw’isi wacuruza ibiyobya bwenge cyane abizana muri America itegeko ribaha ububasha bwo kumukuraho

Buhanga: No mu kindi gihugu se kitari icyabo?

Bwenge: Yes! Kuko nibo bategeka isi

Buhanga: Burya bwose! Urandagije pe! None se ubwo bubasha babuhawe nande? Ariko nanjye ndabaza ubusa kuva cyera ibihugu byarutaga ibindi nibyo bya bitegekaga ni uko gusa byagiye bisimburana uko imyaka yagiye isimburana bitewe na none nikoranabuhanga ry ’igihugu kirusha ibindi bihugu kikabitegeka gishingiye ku ngufu z’u bukungu n’igisirikare. Ngirango uribuka ko Ubuhanuzi bwategetse ko mu bihugu (196) hazasigara ibihugu (168) naho ibihugu (28) byose bigakurwaho

Bwenge: Ibyo byo ndabyibuka neza cyane, ahubwo se ubishatse ntiwarebera kuri DRCongo uburyo M23 ikomeje kwigarurira biriya bice byose byahoze ari ibya gakondo yacu, hariya niho nemereye Ubuhanuzi ko ari hatari. Kumugaragaro izuba riva! Ariko ubwo uziko atari abakongomani barimo kurwana muri iliya ntambara!

Buhanga: None niba atari bo ni bande? Yego wenda kuruhande rwa M23 birumvikana ko ari abakongomani bavuga ikinyarwanda, ariko se kuruhande rwa DRCongo Leta ya Tshisekedi siyo irwanya M23?

Bwenge: Reka daa! Tshisekedi yafashe abanyarwanda bo mu bwoko bw’Abahutu nabo bitwa ko ari abakongomani abashyira imbere nibo bitwa WAZALENDO bisobanura bakavukire ba bene gihugu nibo barwana na banyarwanda bo mu bwoko bw’Abatutsi kugirango baba bakoreshe Abatutsi batigarurira biriya bice ariko Abahutu barimo na FDLR byarabananiye bitabaza Abahutu bo mu Burundi nabo bakubitirwa ahareba inzega. Niyompamvu ubona US irebesha ijisho rimwe kuko Abahutu bahagarariye abanyaBurayi cyane igihugu cy’Ububiligi na France

Parcel delivery company: Hello, hi, who’s this? This is parcel delivery company; we want to inform you that we have received your parcel here in UK, kindly in your free time you can pass here and correct it. Thank you have a nice day

Buhanga: Alright thank you I’m in my way, Bwenge we reka njye kureba ubutumwa bwo ku kazi bwoherejwe kuko arijye ushinzwe kubwakira usibye ko numva twari tunarangije ariko ikibazo cyo kutwirukana hano muri UK tuzahure like Saturday nor Sunday and then we can talk about it.

Bwenge: Okay; thank you so much for your coming may the Lord bless you abundantly next time

Buhanga: Take care for your self

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