Bwenge: ariko ko maze iminsi ntabona Buhanga aho yaba aramahoro? Reka muhamagare kuri whatsApp numve ko agihumeka iby’igihe ntiwamenya mbona bisigaye bigenda nta maguru. Hello waramutse Buhanga we amakuru yawe?

Buhanga: ni meza, mwebwe se mu meze mute?

Bwenge: turaho byik’igihe, twari Tumaze iminsi tudaherukana nyuma ya cya kiganiro inzira ibwira abagenzi ku bafite amatwi! 

Buhanga: Ariko uzi no kwibuka, reka duhurire kuri hamburger mall like 20 min tuvugane neza kuko ubu ndahuze gatoya, ariko ntutinde kuko hari amakuru ngufitiye nubwo wantanze kunshaka narimbifite muri gahunda ko nza kugushaka.

Bwenge: all right, as you wish don’t worry, reka mpite nganda ahansange ndumva asa naho yihuta

Buhanga: ariko nawe uri hatari wahantanze kandi arijye numvaga ndibuhagere mbere,

Waterless: what can I help you?

Buhanga: Coffer please

Bwenge: cap chino! Niko se Buhanga we, nta dukuru two mukadomo we ko ari two mba nkeneye kumenya ndabizi wowe ntujya wiburira

Buhanga: jyewe erega buriya amakuru yo mukadomo si njya nyemera cyane numva narazinutswe, none se buriya wowe koko naho Kagame nta mwemera buriya ko akwiye kwitesha agaciro bigeze ahariya agaragaza ubwoba burenze kamere aho yemera guhanga mu matora na Phillippe biriya biragayitse rwose! Yakabaye ahangana na mwana w’umukobwa DIANE byibuze bikagaragara ko yahanganye n’umuntu ufatika, naho Phillippe ngo bamuhaye milliyoni ebyeri zo kwiyamamaza ubundi ngo bazajya bamushyiriramo amavuta yimodoka banabwire abarwana shyaka ba rupfu/rpf bajye kumwakirira aho yiyamamariza ngo bigaragara ko afite abantu bazamutora ngo cyane cyane bazajya babwira abahutu bo muri rpf aribo bajya kumutegamatwi professor ko wowe wumva ibyo bintu bitagayitse?

Bwenge: ariko ntukabe umwana none akazabona 99% ryali ngo agaragarize amahanga ko akunzwe cyane!

Buhanga: None se iyo areka Diane akiyamamaza wenda akamwiba amajwi byibuze byari kugaragara ko muri aya matora atandukanye na yandi ko igitugu cye kigenda kigabanuka.

Bwenge: umenye ko kaliya Kagabo ari akanya bwoba cyane, atinya umuntu wese uhagaze mukuli kuko ahagaze mu kinyoma cyuzuye, ikindi kandi urabizi ko arwanya demokarasi iyo wowe ushaka kuzana, yemereye DIANE ubwo byaba bivuzeko na bandi agomba kubemera cyangwa bakajya inyuma ye. Erega bawe arabibona ko ageze ku iherezo n’igihe kitari cyagera mu isaha ngo akurweho.

Buhanga: uravugiki ko hari umuntu wambwiye amakuru ariko jye nta bwo nayemeye kuko nd’umwemera gato! Ngo Kagame arahangayitse cyane kubera aya amatora daa! Namubajije niba Habineza ari we umuhangayikishije Aransubiza ngo nawe niko yumvise ko hariho inshuti ye yabwiye gutyo!

Bwenge: hanyuma se wowe nta bwo wamubajije byimvaho icyaba kimuteye guhagarika umutima?

Buhanga: ahaa ngo barashaka kumwica muri aya matora, ngo byaba binaniranye bakazamwica nyuma yayo ngo Kagame amakuru ya yahawe n’inzego z’ubutasi z’amahanga kandi azizera kurusha intasi ze.

Bwenge: yewe byashoboka kuko hari umugabo ukora muri MI6 wambajije niba nzajya gutora ndamuhakanira mubwira ko ntajya njya gutora igitugu, maze mbona arasesetse cyane arangije arambwira ngo aliya matora inkinamico itazamara igihe kirekire aho sinamenye icyo ashatse kumbwira!?

Buhanga: none se baramutse baciye igihanga nk’uko nawe abica abandi, bamusimbuza nde? Buriya abega nta bwo bazahita bica abantu bakongera igisebe mu nkovu?

Bwenge: Urumva Kagame yibwira yuko abantu batinya kuba bamukuraho yishwe ngo kuko habaye genocide kuko akangisha ko azica abantu wagirango ibyo adatinya abandi nabo barabitinya. Nta yindi inzira ihari yo gukuraho Kagame kuko yafunze inzira zose zishoboka zemerera abantu kuba mu gihugu cyabo bafite amahoro bishyira bakizana imitegekere ye niyo mu kinyejana cya 19 nta bwo kijyanye n’igihe tugezemo kuko igihugu yagihinduye akalima ke kandi biriya nta bwo bikibaho.

Buhanga: reka twivugire kuri ya project naho politike yo mukadomo tuyihorere kuko ntaho yatugeza, ariko no kumenya amakuru sibibi daa! Kuko utaganiriye na se ntamenya icyo sekuru yasize avuze.

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