Ikiganiro cya Bwenge na Buhanga ku bintu abantu benshi bakomeje kwibaza ibyari byo n’ukuri kwa byo, noneho ba baboneye igisubizo n’ubwo aya makuru adahagije dukomeje gucukumbura amakuru yimbitse cyane ababa bayafite mwatwandikira.

Bwenge: Hello Buhanga, amakuru yawe?

Buhanga: Amakuru yanjye nimeza, ni uko gusa mba ndi muri rwinshi bigatuma nanjye ubwanjye nibura!

Bwenge: Yewe ga weee!!! Birumvikana nanjye nuko maze igihe mpuze cyane, ariko noneho nagirango duhure tuganireho nkubwire inzozi narose byanyobewe nanjye ubanza aho bucyera nzitwa Umuhanuzi.

Buhanga: Ngaho daa! Sinakubwiye ukabihakana!? Hanyuma se duhurirehe ko nanjye hari icyo nashakaga ku kwibariza?

Bwenge: Reka duhurire kuri Greenland hotel niho njya mbona hataba rwaserera ya bantu benshi.

Buhanga: Okay, ubwo ni mu minota ingahe?

Bwenge: Urebye ntabwo iri burenge (5).

Buhanga: Ubanza mutanze kuhagera reka mbe mutegereje ho gatoya.

Bwenge: Buriya se Buhanga ko ajya yubahiriza isaha yabaye n’abazungu nti wasanga ahantanze kandi arijye wari umucyeneye

Buhanga: Amakuru ki Bwenge we. Warutinzeho gatoya,

Bwenge: Nibyo wowe se ko niba ari uko wigisha muri kaminuza wabaye nka bazungu neza ku buryo na bo ubwabo batajya byubahiriza igihe nk’uko wowe ucyubahiriza.

Buhanga: Reka dutumize akantu tube twica umwaku hanyuma tunaganireho turebe ko umunsi wakwira neza.

Bwenge: Nibyo, ndabona na amasaha yihuta,

Buhanga: Ngaho rero mbwira icyo wari umpamagariye?!

Bwenge: Sikindi, naraye ndose inzozi zinteye kwibaza ibibazo ntafitiye ibisubizo, ubwo hari mu ijoro rya cyeye maze ndota ngo nyakwigendera Rwigara Assinapol yazutse araza arambaza ngo, ni kuki umugore we yanze gushyingira Umwami Kigeli Ndoli abakobwa bacu bombi, kandi nanjye nari narashatse abagore (2)? Nuko ndamubaza nti, wowe wari warashatse abagore (2)? Ati cyane! Ati buriya uziko nari narashatse Mukangemanyi Adeline ndetse nyuma nkaza gushaka na murumuna we Tabitha Gwiza?! Ubwo amaze kuvuga ayo magambo yahise abura nanjye ubwo mba ndakangutse numva biranyobeye none ndagirango umbwire icyo ibyo bintu bisobanura!!!

Buhanga: Umva rero Bwenge najyaga nkwemera, ariko noneho aha ngaha nawe ushatse kumpindura injiji, ubwo wambwiye yuko ayo makuru wasomye kuri za nkoranyambaga ukareka kwitwaza inzozi!?

Bwenge: Nukuri mba ndoga Umwami rwose nta makuru mperutse rwose habe namba kuri nkoranyambaga mperukaho mukwezi kwa gatatu.

Buhanga: Reka nkubwire, amakuru amaze iminsi acicikana kuri za nkoranyambaga avuga ko ngo Rwigara Assinapol yaba yarashatse abagore (2) bavukana Tabitha Gwiza na Mukangemanyi Adeline Rwigara, ariko ngo babigize ibanga barabihisha ku buryo byaje kumenyekana uko ayo makuru yagiye hanze simbizi ni amakuru ngikurikirana nanjye ntabwo ndamenya isooko yayo. Ahubwo uteye ubwoba ndagutinye cyane peee!!!

Bwenge: None se niba ari uko bimeze ni kuki banze gushyingira Umwami Kigeli Ndoli kugeza ubwo Anne Uwamahoro Rwigara yicwa n’Imana kandi bazi neza ko nabo bari barabikoze!!!

Buhanga: Ibyo nta cyo nabivugaho cyeretse banyirabyo nibo bashobora gusubiza icyo kibazo cyawe!

Bwenge: Yewe ndatangaye cyane, burya koko Imana ijya ivuga ukuri nta bwo ijya ibeshya, ariko kandi mbabajwe no kuba uliya mukobwa yarazize akamama ka bagore bashatse kwigira abamalaika kandi batari miseke igoroye! Rwose Buhanga ndumva mbabaye cyane!!!

Buhanga: Ubwo se urababazwa n’umusonga utakuriho?

Bwenge: Buhanga we ubwo koko wowe nta bwo bya kubabaza?

Buhanga: Bya mbabaza, ariko bitari cyane nkawe!? Ibyo ndabyumvise kandi ikibazo cyawe kibonye igisubizo.

Bwenge: Ahaaa uti ngw iki? Ayo makuru se wayakuyeho ko arijye wajyaga aguha amakuru noneho ayo uyavanye hehe?

Bwenge: Ariko n’ubwo wanjyanye mu bindi, nyamara nari na guhamagariye ngo umfashe kunsobanurira ikibazo narimfite?

Buhanga: Harya Bwenge we ufite imyaka ingaho?

Bwenge: Mfite 42,

Buhanga: Ndumva ugeze muzabukuru ku buryo utari ukwiye Kwirengagiza yuko Nuwendeye nyina munyenga yaramenyekanye! Ibyo ntibigutangaze cyane kuko mu bakire cyangwa abakungu cyangwa abaherwe bibaho sigitangaza ni bisanzwe twe turabimenyereye!!!

Bwenge: No! Jyewe ikibazo cyanjye ni uko Adeline Rwigara yashatse kwigira Malaika kandi ari ivu rihoze ryotsa inzu!!! None se buriya we na murumuna we Tabitha Gwiza bose ko bitwaga abakiranutsi, buriya kiriya kibazo bakibanyemo gute?

Buhanga: Aho ngaho wabashatse kwinjira mu buzima bwabo bwite, niba barashakaga gukora izina bagambiliye inyungu za politike y’ejo hazaza ubwo wabibwirwa niki?! Gusa burya umugore abyara icyo atwite!!! Ubwo se Adeline urumva yari kwemera ko Rwigara ashaka undi mugore badahuje maze uwo mugore yamara kurugeramo ntabatere hejuru??? Ahubwo jye ndamushima kuko yakuruye yishyira!

Yashatse gukizwa ibibazo kugirango akiranure imitungo ye ajye ayisengera na murumuna we abimufashamo!!! Noneee!!!

Bwenge: Yewe ndumiwe pe! Uyumunsi umbwiye ibintu ntarinzi rwose singiye ku kubeshya!!! Ariko ikibazo cyanjye ndacyakubaza, kuki ataretse abo bakobwa be bombi ngo bashyingirwe n’umuntu umwe nk’uko Uwiteka Imana Nyiringabo yabitegetse!? Ko bitari bitunguranye na we akaba yari yarabikoze igitangaza cyari hehe?

Buhanga: Aho niho ujya wumva abanyarwanda bavuga ngo «ingabo y’ingore iragushora ntigukura» ahubwo akandi gakuru ngo «SHIMA DIANE Rwigara» yaba arwaye atameze neza, ngo byashoboka ko icyo kibazo gishobora kuba cyaramugize ho ingaruka cyane urupfu rwa murumuna we ngo nta bwo aruvugaho rumwe na nyina umubyara!!? Ariko rero ubanza Adeline yarariye umwanda!??

Buhanaga: Bwenge weee! Reka njye kwigisha ndabona amasaha yanjye yo kwinjira mu ishuli asa naho asatiri umuryango w’ishuli, ariko ndumva ugifite amakuru menshi nta bwo turangije buriya nza guhamagara tubisubiremo.

Bwenge: Urakoze nawe kwitanga kuza twari tumaze agahe katari gatoya tutabonana. Byibuze unyunguye ibitekerezo menye iby ’inzozi zanjye burya koko zari zifite ishingiro, mpise menya ibya ya foto yo kwa Rwigara hari umwana mutoya ubari inyuma!!!

Buhanga: Ariko rero ibyo bintu ubifate nk’ibisanzwe dore ko ari nta cyo twabihinduraho, cyane ko kwa Rwigara bamaze gucirwaho iteka, jyewe uwarumbabaje yari «Rwigara Assinapol» naho abandi nibo bizize, kuko ubutabera bwatangiye we yaritahiye, kandi uzi neza imilimo yakoreye abanyarwanda. Rwose iyo itamukura mu baciriweho iteka, jyewe rwose Imana nari kuyafata ko idaca imanza zitabera!!! Ariko nyuma yo kumuha ubutabera naremeye!!!

Bye, Bye.

Ariko buriya iyo mubwira aho nakuye amakuru byari ku ntwariki? Ariko nta cyo icyo yashakaga s’uko na musobanuriye akamenya ibyo yeretswe ibindi ntibimureba!!! Ahaaa ngo uwavuga ay’inzuki ubanza ubuki butaribwa nzaba ndeba laaa!!!

Bwenge: Ubanza gukira ari ibibazo, ariko se ko no gukena na byo ari ibindi, umuntu yahitamo iki? Uzi kuba uri umukire Imana ikagutoranya warangiza ukayifatira mu gahanga!!!

Nti ba mbeshyeraga se ko naciye inka amabere! Nyamara se nti byaje kumenyekana yuko yarisanzwe yonsa izayo! Ahaa ibya bantu nta wa bishobora, ko biyambitse uruhu rw’intama naho imbere ari amasega aryana!!! None ngo bategereje kwimika Umwami Dawid ukiri mu butayu!!!

Ngo na ho jyewe ngomba gutahira cya maramba!!! Bararye bari menge kuko na batahira babo nabo ni abantu, ntibibwire yuko bazabakuriramo gutyo gusa!!!

Nyamara ubanza aho bucyera igihuru kiza kuvamo igihunyira, bitaba ibyo, umuzinga ukavamo umwibano!!! Ntibikera uzumva ni byari amata, bihindutse amaraso!!!

Rwanda we! Genda wagushije ishyano, abizerwaga ko bazagukiza, nibo bakwishe inshuro ebyeri, ndetse ntibanyuzwe bangeraho ni ya gatatu, ariko ntugire ubwoba Uhoraho Uwiteka Imana Nyiringabo agutegeye amaboko.

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