{"id":15108,"date":"2022-11-16T09:47:27","date_gmt":"2022-11-16T09:47:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/egretnews.com\/?p=15108"},"modified":"2022-11-20T12:55:08","modified_gmt":"2022-11-20T12:55:08","slug":"imirabyo-impindu-imisonga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/egretnews.com\/index.php\/2022\/11\/16\/imirabyo-impindu-imisonga\/","title":{"rendered":"Imirabyo! Impindu! Imisonga!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\" class=\"wp-image-15110\" src=\"https:\/\/egretnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/thunderstorm-3625405__480.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/egretnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/thunderstorm-3625405__480.jpg 853w, https:\/\/egretnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/thunderstorm-3625405__480-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/egretnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/thunderstorm-3625405__480-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/egretnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/thunderstorm-3625405__480-500x281.jpg 500w, https:\/\/egretnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/thunderstorm-3625405__480-800x450.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 853px) 100vw, 853px\" \/><\/figure>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ese mwana wa, biriya mbonye nibiki!? Ibwo ndikureba wowe urabibona!? Ubonyiki sogoku!?<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><!--more--><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ahaaa!!! Mbiswa daa! Ndumiwe mwana wa, sibya abana ni by&#8217;abantu bakuru basheshe akanguhe nibo babisobanukirwa naho mwebwe bato nta cyo mwamenya.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sogoku, utumye ndushaho guhagarika umutima cyane! No kugira ubwoba bwinshi cyane.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yewe humura, gusa mbonye umuyaga utagira imvura uvanzemo umwijima mwinshi wa ninjoro maze winjira muri gakondo y&#8217;ubwami bw&#8217;uRwanda ugusha ibitoki binini byari bigiye gutemwa ngo byakire abashyitsi!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"180\" class=\"wp-image-15112\" src=\"https:\/\/egretnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Matooke-300x180.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/egretnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Matooke-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/egretnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Matooke-500x300.jpg 500w, https:\/\/egretnews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Matooke.jpg 703w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/figure>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hanyuma, mbona n&#8217;ibindi byari bisigaje amezi (2) bikera cyangwa bigakomera nabyo umuyaga wa bigushije!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sogoku sindasobanukirwa rwose ulimo guca amarenga cyane!!!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sindarangiza ariko, ahubwo tega amatwi. Uwo muyaga umaze kugusha izo ngogo z&#8217;insina zihetse ibitoki, wahise ujya muri gakondo y&#8217;abakiranutsi naho uhagusha insina zibikwerere zifite ibitoki ariko byo ntabwo byari binini cyane kubera amapfa ya bigwiriye.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sogoku, ushatse kuvuga ko hagiye gutera inzara!?<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Oya mwana wa, ahubwo cya gikeri wakinishaga ejo undi kigiye kuroga abari mu mahanga balimo ibikomerezwa by&#8217;abakire bakomeye cyane. Nikimara kubahitana gisingire udusigarizwa two muri gakondo y&#8217;abakiranutsi natwo kitwiyunyuguze.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ariko sogoku uziko umaze gusaza!!!Igikeri cya kwica umuntu kigenda gisimbagurika. Iyo utambuza simba nacyishe.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Urumva aka kana LA! Ndakubwira umwakagara nawe ntumenye ibyo mvuga!? Umugara se niki?<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Wa ndindagizi ndavuga abega, kuvukira mu mahanga ye nibyago.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yewe ahasigaye ndakuretse ugende ubaze mama wawe cyangwa ubaze cya cyuma cyawe wita Google kirabikubwira neza mbona gifite amakuru yose y&#8217;isi.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mommy wumvise ibyo grandpa yambwiraga? Byose nabyumvaga! Can you please explain for me what is going on?!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Of course yes! Yakubwiraga ko ukwiye kwirinda kuko president Paul Kagame is a killer, he&#8217;s going to kill people using poison.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ohooo then my grandpa is genius. Yabibwiwe niki mommy? Imana irabimwereka ibigiye kuba byose.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Urabe wumva birenge ni wowe ubwirwa. Ingaruka za raporo ya OCCRP bahawe na FBI ku bikorwa by&#8217;umwega ku butaka bw&#8217;America. Inama nkuru y&#8217;abiru b&#8217;ingoma y&#8217;abega yaraye ifashe umwanzuro ugayitse<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ni amakuru dukesha ibiro ntara makuru byo mu ijuru Heaven News Media Agency.<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ese mwana wa, biriya mbonye nibiki!? Ibwo ndikureba wowe urabibona!? Ubonyiki sogoku!?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prophecy","category-top-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/egretnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/egretnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/egretnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egretnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egretnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15108"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/egretnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15172,"href":"https:\/\/egretnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15108\/revisions\/15172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/egretnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egretnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/egretnews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}